Magic Mike – Movie: Released Summer 2012 “A male stripper takes a rookie under his wing and instructs him in the finer points of their trade” (Fandango). Fifty Shades of Grey – “The first book in the erotica trilogy that began life as Twilight fan fiction before becoming a best selling ebook, has sold 31 million copies worldwide, to date.  In the US alone, the book hit 20 million in sales in July” (Forbes).  According to a NY writer interviewed by  CNN, much of the success of these books is due to the “virtual anonymity” women have when downloading E-books. What does a Church Lady have to do with Magic Mike and Fifty Shades of Grey?